Avoidastudyitis

Alright, I'll admit... no matter how hard I try I 'never' get shit done on a Sunday. Unless of course there's something due in on a Monday, but half, no make that all, the time I barely finish whatever it is early Monday morning... proving that I never get anything done on a Sunday.

I'm trying to change this, I really am but what with so many procrastinating outlets, the attempt to actually study is never even attempted.

The attempt to attempt to attempt to study.

The idea is ridiculous, why don't I just stop fucking around and study? Because I can't, it's just... I just can't. There's something seriously wrong with me, I'm not kidding. And I also have a theory. I have Avoidastudyitis disease.
It is very real, very serious and very deadly.

Symptoms include:

• The need to do anything but study.
  
• Constant checking of any social networking profile you have, this includes, facebook, twitter, bebo, or myspace.
• Staring out the window, if you're situated near a window, if not, the wall suddenly becomes so very interesting as does the ceiling.
• Inanimate objects, with your help, begin to move and talk and dance on your table.
• Every little thing that is in no way shape or form connected to what you're trying to study for becomes interesting.
  
• You suddenly find time to watch episodes of shows you either haven't seen before, or have seen many times before. Same goes for movies.
  

There are other symptoms but have yet to be identified, nothing but the facts on my blog. Cough, cough.

Diagnosis
Avoidastudyitis can be easily diagnosed by checking the amount of work that is done by the end of the day, or 'study session' if there is very little to no work done, and you have nothing to show for all the time spent confined in your room but little drawings and updated (facebook/bebo) profiles. Diagnosing Avoidastudyitis is just like disagnosing any other illness, just look for the symptoms and add up the findings to confirm the diognosis.

Treatment
There are currently trial treatments ranging from 'do your work pills' to a good old fashioned 'ass whooping' but these studies have yet to produce a well balanced, and feasible treatment that aids in helping stop Avoidastudyitis from taking over completely.

Prognosis
Due to the lack of a proper treatment, many sufferers from Avoidastudyitis will more than likely fail most of their courses.

What a shame.

So there. I've completely forgotten what I was talking about in the first place, and because I also suffer from 'lazyarse-can'tbebothereditis' I won't scroll up to see for the sake of continuity.

Screw this, I'm going to go watch and episode of Chuck.

-P.S I've recently become addicted to the U.S version of the Office. And I've heard a lot of 'the UK version was better' and yada yada hoo hah. And although I'm only a little way through Season 3, because my mate has yet to give me the rest of Season 3 along with Season 4, I have to say that it is pretty damned funny. It wouldn't have won all those awards if people didn't agree. And sure I haven't watched a full episode of the UK version, and I'm sure it's just as funny, or as some people seem to think, better than the US version but right now I'm in love with the US version.

I do have my gripes, like Steve Carell's character, Michael... can you say annoying!? I can't stand him, but then there are parts in the show where I can't help but feel so sorry for his patheticness.

But on to the commendations, summed up into three characters. Jum Halpert, Pam Beesly and Dwight Schrute. The pranks Jim and Pam (mainly Jim, my favourite character) play on Dwight are priceless and I find myself in hysterics at Dwight's reactions. Honestly, not only were the characters casted well but their lines are brilliant. Other characters are brilliantly done as well, like Stanley, or Ryan the temp (well not anymore). I could go on, but I should stop ... this is just a symptom of Avoidastudyitis, talking about the Office (which I spent a sum of at least 10 or so hours watching) in this long winded fashion.

Okay, I really am outta here.